Tim Tebow (@TimTebow)

“Fireman Ed and the rest of Jets nation, I’m gonna play my heart out for you. J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JETS! JETS!”

I am not sure what to say or how I feel about this. I know that I am in the minority when it comes to Tebow, considering I am not a huge fan. My prediction is a repeat of last year. Sanchez will do better, but not good enough. Then Rex Ryan will bow to the will of his rabid fans and throw Tebow in the game. The only difference will be that the Jets won’t make the playoffs and Tebow will lose some of his “favor” with the media. These happenings causing a chain of events that kick start Tebow’s ever slow disappearance from the mainstream. Wait… is this a prediction or wishful thinking?? I like him as a person, just not as a Quarterback. Plus I’ve lost a ton of money betting against him.

Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack)

“Your children fail to delight me.”

I love this. Being 25, my Facebook is covered with pictures of every acquaintance I’ve ever made and their brand new baby. I can completely understand Black’s sentiment. Hurray for them (sarcasm). Who am I to complain though? If I had a kid I would be doing the same thing, and beyond that, my wife literally floods the Facebook news feed with pictures of our two dogs.

ESPN (@espn)

“James Justice is 5’9’’ and he can dunk like THIS. Watch Video

Ohh mann. In these words of the most popular Sports Anchor ever , “It must be jam cause jelly don’t shake like that!!” If you haven’t seen this, watch it.


Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter)
“RT @dougcfoster: Where do you see Trent Richardson landing? … Don’t see him slipping past Rams at No. 6, with CLEV and TB also possible.”

Richardson has got to be thinking “Oh god.” Why? Think Steven Jackson. Many years of being a talented player on a team that can best be described as “not so talented”. There is no such thing as a game changing running back anymore. Well, at least not in the absence of a somewhat talented Quarterback.

“Daily Game: Haters hate UP. People never take time to talk bad about someone below themselves. Think about it.”

I am not very “street” or “gangster”. But I can respect the thought in this tweet. Haters gonna hate. If you don’t have haters then you must not have much of anything.

 Funny or Die (@funnyordie)
“Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) backstage at Conan before his ‘Anchorman 2’ announcement. ”

What!? Anchorman 2! No way. Am I the only one that didn’t know there was going to be an Anchorman 2?